Keias Pope
Full Name:
Keais Pope
Hometown:
Djibouti, Djibouti
Graduation Year; Major:
2010/Obstetrics and Under-water Basket Weaving
Vocal Part(s):
Baritone, T2, Vocal Percussion, Various Funky Noises
Musical Influences:
Bill Withers, The Spice Girls, Bjork.
Biggest Inspiration:
Seeing a 65 year-old grandmother piledrive Ben Savage
Ideal Future:
Stripper, Astronaut, Astronaut Stripper.
Favorite Movies:
The Fifth Element, The Godfather, James Bond, The Sting, and The Magic School Bus Space Adventures
Origin:
Born among the Numa Numa Tribe in Western Africa, Keais grew up wrestling bioluminescent crocodiles and chasing Pgyme midgets throughout the African tundra in his loincloth. It was here, through his native languge of
klik-klik, that he developed his vocal percussion and singing. He later moved to Prague to play chess with underprivileged nuns.
Things that I'm Attracted To:
Girls. Shiny Objects. Bubble Wrap.
Pet Peeve(s):
When People don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. hahaha.gross. Oh, and Andrew Costello.
You come to a clearing in the woods. On one pedestal there lays a shield, on another a sword, and on another a ipod shuffle. Which do you choose and why?:
Nunchucks and Chunky's Soup. cuz.